Iced Coffee for All Your 2015 Failures

Benjamin Franklin said, “Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours, and let every New Year find you a better man.” But that’s just Benjamin Franklin. He was a little too inspired for us.

Mark Twain, in comparison, said, “New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls, and humbug resolutions.” Thank you, Mr. Twain. That makes us feel better.

Like most people, you’ve probably already abandoned your resolutions for an extra hour of sleep. Don’t worry, only 8% of people actually keep their resolutions, so you are definitely in the majority. But if you are feeling bad for not keeping up, grab an iced coffee, and let’s put these things into perspective.

  • Iced CoffeeWeight Loss Goals- Sure, everyone thinks looking awesome in a swimsuit would be great, but is it really worth all those hours at the gym, all the kale and faro, and the sunburns? Probably not. And it’s impossible to keep up a vigorous workout routine your whole life, meaning eventually that six pack will disappear, and you’ll feel worse knowing what you used to have. Why not just wear a big bulky cover-up and be happy with your muffin top? If you’re feeling depressed, grab an iced coffee.
  • Professional Goals– What’s the point of reaching for the stars professionally, anyway? You’ll probably end up putting in way more hours at the office, working for ‘the man,’ and sacrificing your happiness. Instead of our tombstone reading, “I wish I’d spent less time at the office,” why not have it read, “I’m glad I went home for an iced coffee.”
  • Financial Goals- Getting out of debt is not all it’s cracked up to be. Seriously, paying off credit cards is nowhere near as satisfying as maxing them out. Think of all the cool things you can get when you’ve reached all your limits on all your cards. The possibilities are endless. Celebrate with an iced coffee!

The truth is, iced coffee is a great way to wash down all your 2015 resolution failures. Actually, in a weird way, it can help you get back on track. For your weight loss goals, Blender Boyz iced coffee pouches are low calorie. For your professional goals, it only takes a blender, an iced coffee pouch, some ice and about two minutes to whip up an iced coffee, so if you actually want more time at the office, it is now possible. And for your financial goals, Blender Boyz iced coffee pouches are really affordable, whether for your home or business, so you can save money mixing a drink with your own blender instead of stopping at Starbucks. So whether you are resolving to get back on track with your resolutions, or deciding to give them up entirely, Blender Boyz iced coffee can help. You’re welcome.

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