When I’m down on my luck, or feeling quite blue
When friends and lovers, their comfort is through
When the day has been long and the night seems too far
When life’s dragging me down under the fender of a car
When it feels like I’ve been attacked by the Spanish Armada
I TURN TO MY DEAR SWEET, PIÑA COLADA!
When I’m ready to party with all of my friends
When the weekend’s been great, and I don’t want it to end
When a long, lost buddy comes from a long way away
When conversation is lagging, and I don’t know what to say
When there’s too much kick in my beef enchilada
I TURN TO MY DEAR SWEET, PIÑA COLADA!
When I’m laying on the beach with the sun blaring down
When I’m at my kid’s party, and we hired a clown
When strawberry daiquiris are just a little too sweet
When margaritas are out cuz not another taco can I eat
When I’m dying for rum- way more than nada
I TURN TO MY DEAR SWEET, PIÑA COLADA!
So open your freezer and pull out the ice drawer
And crush up a cup or maybe a bit more
Then adda Blender Boyz pouch that tastes like a dream
You and that blender sure make a great team . . .
Add the best rum around& congrats, aficionada!
YOU JUST MADE A DEAR, SWEET PIÑA COLADA!